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crotch cheese

slang The foul-smelling substance sometimes found in the genital area. This crotch-cheese is really repulsive.
See also: cheese, crotch

crotch-cobra

vulgar slang A penis. Hey, I don't want to see your crotch-cobra—pull up your pants!

crotch-monkey

A louse, especially of the pubic region. Often used in the plural. Don't sleep with him—he seems like the type of guy you'd catch crotch-monkeys from, gross.

crotch-pheasant

A louse, especially of the pubic region. Often used in the plural. Don't sleep with him—he seems like the type of guy you'd catch crotch-pheasants from, gross.

crotch rocket

slang A motorcycle, often specifically a Japanese sportbike. Some dude on a crotch rocket just shot past me doing about 100. Of course I wouldn't get a crotch rocket like that—I'm a Harley man.
See also: crotch, rocket

crotch rot

A fungal infection of the genital area, especially in males, that typically manifests as a rash. I think I need to go to the doctor—this crotch rot isn't getting any better.
See also: crotch, rot

crotch rocketeer

n. a motorcycle driver; one who drives a crotch-rocket. None of these crotch rocketeers is wearing a helmet.
See also: crotch

crotch-cheese

and cock-cheese
n. smegma; any nasty, smelly substance—real or imagined—that accumulates around the genitals, especially in athletes. (Usually objectionable.) Man, this stuff is vile. It smells like crotch-cheese.

crotch-cobra

n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.) He held his hands over his crotch-cobra and ran for the bedroom.

crotch-pheasant

and crotch-monkey
n. a louse. (Usually in the plural.) He appears to be afflicted with what you might call “crotch-pheasants.” Stop scratching your crotch-monkeys, Zeke.

crotch-monkey

verb

crotch-rocket

n. a motorcycle. (For some, only foreign motorcycles are so called.) I can buy a nice car for less than you paid for that crotch-rocket.

crotch-rot

n. a skin irritation or disease characterized by itching in the genital area, usually said of males. (see also grunge.) What will get rid of crotch-rot?
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This is consistent with an earlier treatment of The Creation that dates from Crotch's Oxford Lectures.(8) Here Crotch observes that 'the [introd.sup.y] symphony represents the Chaos which preceded the creation[;] the effect of the whole band softly playing a series of strange & almost unmusical passages is happily designed & executed'.
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The advantage of the fireman's carry series over the high crotch and single-leg takedowns is that it facilitates the attacker's ability to trap the opponent on his back for the additional points or, quite possibly, a fall.
Use the lengthen/ shorten lines and the crotch line if there are no HBLs specifically labeled.
The actress was reluctant to take off her underwear at first, but she did so anyway after he assured her that her crotch wouldn't be seen in the shot.
London, December 21 ( ANI ): A growing number of men are embracing the 'bare down there' trend, waxing their crotches as part of their grooming routine.
Depending on style, game pants are available with elastic waists, double duke crotch, snaps in the waist and full web belts.
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A male supervisor allegedly positioned a magnifying glass over a male worker's crotch, gave him a congratulatory kiss at his wedding, and made numerous sexual comments over a seven-year period.
The weight is balanced over the feet, and the left forearm is rested easily across the thigh, with the glove hanging over the knee or alongside of it, facing in toward the crotch to conceal the sign from the third-base coach and runner.
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