cream your jeans

cream (one's) jeans

vulgar slang To be or become sexually aroused, or to be so overcome by excitement or delight as to resemble that state. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.

See also: cream, jean

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal

The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.

See also: cream, jean