cream in one’s pants

cream in (one's) pants

vulgar slang To ejaculate in one's pants. I bet you cream in your pants just reading Playboy!
See also: cream, pant

cream (in) one’s pants

and cream one’s jeans
in. [for a male] to ejaculate in his pants from excessive sexual excitement. (Usually objectionable.) She makes me want to cream my pants. The kid creamed his jeans in the nudie movie.
See also: cream, pant