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crapper

1. n. a toilet, privy, or restroom. (see also crap.) Old Jed never passes up a chance to use an indoor crapper.
2. n. a braggart. (Usually objectionable.) The guy is a crapper and can’t be trusted at all.

crapper dick

n. a police officer or detective who patrols public toilets. When he flubbed up the Wilson case, they made him a crapper dick in the central business district.
See also: crapper, dick
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Anita Wynne 45, of Eglwysbach, driver of the Land Rover Freelander in which Mr Crapper was front seat passenger, was the only person to survive.
Mr Crapper was with the unnamed female driver in a burgundy Land Rover Freelander, heading in the opposite direction.
Most sumptuous of the two Crappers is the Venerable, an exact copy of Mr Crapper's original design complete with an elongated seat for added comfort.
But no one got quite as creative as Jennifer Stefanski of Downingtown, Pennsylvania, who nominated THOMAS CRAPPER (1837-1910), the inventor of the toilet.
In the ancient Orient, a sensible system developed whereby waste was collected on traveling carts, then brought to dung heaps for decomposition, In the West, chamber pots were simply ' dumped in the streets, creating serious health hazards, until the renowned Thomas Crapper invented the flush water closet in Victorian England.
Christine Crapper, 49, went into King's Mill Hospital, Sutton-in-Ashfield, Notts, in September for a gallstone operation.
Sir Thomas Crapper is credited for patenting the first flush toilet in London in the late 1800s.
30) has a terriflic record at Ascot and is fancied to get the better of the useful Thomas Crapper in the novices' chase.
THOMAS CRAPPER (Robin Dickin) THOMAS CRAPPER has run well in defeat in some decent company over fences and can finally score in the CHAPS Novices' Handicap Chase on Tuesday.
And now Thomas Crapper could well be heading back to his favourite racecourse - Cheltenham - next week in a bid to flush out another success.
And Kirklees Council environmental health officers are hunting those who let their polystyrene waste drift into the backyards of John Crapper and his neighbours.
Les Crapper, 56, was seriously injured in a crash on the A470 between Llanrwst and Maenan on Friday, May 20, and died of his injuries at Ysbyty Gwynedd.
Paul Crapper punched a Tesco security guard in the face and put a broken bottle to his face after he was caught stealing.
The Gazette told how Tom McNeil, of Keswick Road, Normanby, leapt into action when he saw David Crapper having a fit in the street.