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have a corncob up (one's) butt

1. vulgar slang To be very stiff, rigid, or inflexible in one's posture or demeanor. Primarily heard in US. The guy trundled around the stage so gracelessly and awkwardly, as if he had a corncob up his butt. You'd think she has a corncob up her butt from the way she sits in class.
2. vulgar slang To be very rigid or inflexible in one's opinions or beliefs. Primarily heard in US. My grandfather had a real corncob up his butt when it came to people living together or having children before marriage.
3. vulgar slang To be irritable, unfriendly, or humorless. Primarily heard in US. Geez, it was just a joke—you must have a corncob up your butt or something. I wouldn't mess around with Mr. Daniels, he's got a corncob up his butt today.
See also: butt, corncob, have, up

have a corncob up (one's) ass

1. vulgar slang To be very stiff, rigid, or inflexible in one's posture or demeanor. Primarily heard in US. The guy trundled around the stage so gracelessly and awkwardly, as if he had a corncob up his ass. You'd think she has a corncob up her ass from the way she sits in class.
2. vulgar slang To be very rigid or inflexible in one's opinions or beliefs. Primarily heard in US. My grandfather had a real corncob up his ass when it came to people living together or having children before marriage.
3. vulgar slang To be irritable, unfriendly, or humorless. Primarily heard in US. Geez, it was just a joke—you must have a corncob up your ass or something. I wouldn't mess around with Mr. Daniels, he's got a corncob up his ass today.
See also: ass, corncob, have, up

have a corncob up one's ass

 and have a poker up one's ass 
1. Inf. to be very stiff. (Use with caution.) How come you're acting so high-and-mighty with me? Do you have a corncob up your ass? He was a terrible actor, stiff and wooden. He looked like he had a poker up his ass.
2. Inf. to be very touchy or irritable. Wow! Old Mr. Webster really has a corncob up his ass this morning. Watch out! Tom has a poker up his ass and he's looking for you. Better make yourself scarce.
See also: ass, corncob, have, up
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If you want bright shiny brass, a following tumble polish in corncob media will put the shine back on.
He stayed overnight there and at breakfast pancakes were served with aple" syrup, He was told it was corncob syrup, but he maintained it was maple, like he grew up eating in Pennsylvania.
summer barbecues, buzzsawing through a buttered corncob, and the morning
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So obviously it could take care of a corncob if it worked properly.
FV = sources of variation, GL = freedom degrees, RFV = yield of green forage, PT = stalk weight, PHP = plant leaves weight, PECH = corncob weight with leaves, DE = corncob diameter, LE = corncob length, AP = plant height, *, ** = significance, CV = coefficient of variation, * = (p [less than or equal to] 0.
Smoothly, k quietly and efficiently, the vibrating action IF cleans and polishes your grungiest empties to a slick sheen, using crushed walnut shell or corncob tumbling media.
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The sealed conveying system uses an auger below the hopper to ensure the waste material flows properly through the vacuum line to a large container that holds only the waste corncob meal.