David Beckham is skinned by Manchester United's Ji-Sung Park
So we have high hopes for Lembit Opik, Montgomeryshire MP and Wales' most eligible bachelor, who has "declared war" on stick-thin clotheshorse
What shocked some Americans was not that Jackie O was actually exposed in the nude but that she, a clotheshorse
par excellence, usually buttoned up to the neck, was capable of trotting around in the open air with no clothes on as apparently comfortable as a Goya model without garments.
The late HANK STRAM, the clotheshorse
of NFL coaches in the '60s and '70s: "It isn't true that I owned 400 suits.
Such a clotheshorse
is he that his wife, Rebecca, kicked him out of their bedroom closet and now he stores his clothes in their home office.
Basements that used to be, well, basements are now wine cellars and workout gyms, while even the ubiquitous walk-in closet has ceased to be able to serve the garment needs of your average American clotheshorse
They are Fifth Avenue regulars like James Hill, a tall, dapper, 32-year-old clotheshorse
who lives in the city and rarely shops at suburban malls.
Introduced by Mattel at the Toy Fair in 1959 as "The Barbie Doll: A Shapely Teenage Fashion Model," the long-limbed, 11-inch clotheshorse
has no soul and barely a personality but has been the most successful doll in history.
With her 30million Instagram followers and devoted fans, Gigi herself is arguably a modern-day rock star (listening to girls call Nick Grimshaw's Radio 1 Breakfast Show during a Q&A with the clotheshorse
just hours earlier was a depressing insight into quite how obsessed youngsters are with the 22-year-old Californian), and the Hilfiger extravaganza had all the energy and excitement of a music concert.
Deepika's not a clotheshorse
, she doesn't have her own style," Kapoor had remarked on the show.
While there is no doubt the mother-of-two looked sensational, it is the ultimate style faux pas to wear a garment one month after a TV chef did when you are a professional clotheshorse
Oh, and just for good measure and in case clip after clip of the Croydon clotheshorse
was not enough, Mr Brown also managed to get Sienna Miller and Sadie Frost into a few frames and some shots of our own "actress and socialite" - as the programme referred to her - Davinia Taylor flicking through interiors magazines with James at her famous home.
Anyway, you'd think the world's oldest clotheshorse
- sorry, I meant 'original supermodel' - would be a natural at life in the jungle having been such a big hit on the Blighty version of the show a few years back.
To release it just after Sex and the City - an OK sitcom turned into male cinema hell by a long-faced clotheshorse
and her three annoying mates - is a crime that should be indictable at The Hague.
Dale, the useless clotheshorse
, rated his looks and ambition as 10 out of 10, but gave his generosity of spirit four out of ten.