"I had to buy a clothes horse
the other day," the comedian announces.
But two million exercise videos are gathering dust and the only use 1.2 million exercise bikes get is as makeshift clothes horses
Fashion models are undeservedly stereotyped as slightly dimwitted clothes horses
We built dens from nothing, trolleys from old prams and tents from clothes horses
But many of the famous clothes horses
currently striding down catwalks across the world would not pass the test.
And having lost six stone through leading a healthy lifestyle and following a balanced diet, the mother-of-two is much more of a role model for followers of fashion than any of the stick-thin clothes horses
on the catwalk.
If he would rather catch up on Norwegian bowls on some desperate satellite channel than pay a little more attention to one of the nation's most glam orous clothes horses
, then he deserves all the slagging his mates are going to give him next time he's down the pub.
THE size zero debate is raging hotter than ever, especially after the death of anorexic six-stone model Ana Carolina Reston and fashion designers banning the use of stick-thin clothes horses
The event, from January 2 to 7, is fast becoming a must-experience for people in the style business as well as dedicated clothes horses
It's where the supermodels of the future are discovered, where pop stars become clothes horses
to totter down the catwalk, and where placardwaving protesters storm the runway.
Jetsetting between grand prix is the kind of lifestyle the world's top clothes horses
have come to expect.
The 29-year-old former Big Brother contestant, who is due to give birth in April, defied the trend for size-zero clothes horses
at a packed Baby Grand Opera House.
So who would come out on top when the celebrity clothes horses
met for lunch at San Lorenzo restaurant in London yesterday?