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choke the chicken

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to males. I can't believe my roommate walked in on me while I was choking the chicken—I'm so mortified!
See also: chicken, choke
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choke the chicken

verb
See also: chicken, choke
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Either that, or the scriptwriters had a bet to see if they could write a scene that would feature Zak Dingle choking the chicken and get away with it.
BASKET That was when he started tearing at my neck, until one of his spin doctors told him that being spotted choking the chicken in a Middle England marginal wouldn't play too well with the voters.
Or bringing Mr Weasel back from the dead; bleeding the lizard; disobeying the Pope; choking the chicken; teaching Yul Brynner (pictured) some respect; launching the tadpoles; making oyster soup; manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by repeated linear manipulation; playing the hairy banjo; playing the pink oboe; evicting the testicular squatters and warming up the altar boy's dinner.