cheese and kisses

cheese and kisses

Wife. ("Cheese and kisses" rhymes with "missus.") Primarily heard in Australia. A: "Where are you two going on your trip?" B: "Oh, the cheese and kisses and I will be off on an island getaway!"
See also: and, cheese, kiss
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Cheese (caseus) in Australian slang (so Eric Partridge) stands for wife (Cochneyesque rhyming slang, cheese and kisses = 'missus').