Let's cast our minds back
to the Irish Daily Mirror's big story a couple of months ago that Georgia had split from her long-term lover.
LET us cast our minds back
to a few weeks ago when David Cameron announced that we were giving Pakistan about pounds 650 million in aid supposedly to buy desks, education equipment and teachers for the children there and also, and this bit I really like, to help in their fight against terrorism.
Well, if we cast our minds back
to that infamous photo of the wee man in the showers during his playing days - coupled with the fact he's now got a cracking pair of knockers - he'll probably be sent to a women's prison.
TO UNDERSTAND why Jack Straw made the incredible decision, in the face of overwhelming evidence unearthed by the independent police inquiry which declared Michael Shields to be innocent, to refuse his immediate release, we only have to cast our minds back
to the time when he was the Home Secretary.
Perhaps we should cast our minds back
further - to 600BC - when the Celts first invaded Britain.
IF WE cast our minds back
more a decade, we can recall the genocide of entire Kurdish villages.