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the carpet matches the drapes

vulgar slang The color of the hair on a woman's head is the same as the color of her pubic hair. Used to imply that the color of a woman's hair has not been dyed. Often used in negative constructions or in the form of a question. The ugliest question I get on my blog, and I get it all the time, is, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" A: "I've always admired that actress's stunning red hair." B: "Well, I've heard that the carpet doesn't match the drapes, if you catch my drift." I've always been proud of my platinum blond hair. And yes, the carpet matches the drapes.
See also: carpet, drape, match
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