can't tell (one's) arse from (one's) elbow(redirected from can't tell our arses from our elbows)
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can't tell (one's) arse from (one's) elbow
rude slang Is very stupid or dimwitted. I'm not surprised to hear that she got lost two blocks away from her house—she's can't tell her arse from her elbow.