can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight

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can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight

rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands in broad daylight!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand
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can’t find one’s butt with both hands (in broad daylight)

tv. is stupid or incompetent. (Mildly objectionable.) Why did they put Jim in charge? He can’t find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, broad, butt, daylight, find, hand
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