The story of how these priceless antiques came to meet their maker (or rather their re-maker - a ceramic restorer by the name of Penny Bendall) would strike fear into the already quaking hearts of the butterfingered
, clumsy or merely unlucky.
An absolute shocker, and wasn't helped by his hesitant, butterfingered
But his butterfingered
bunglers crashed to earth with an almighty bump and were mercilessly trampled by the Springboks, desperate to atone for their defeats by Ireland and England.
England all-rounder Andrew Flintoff took a light-hearted swipe at his butterfingered
father Colin after scoring a superb century in the second npower Test with the West Indies at Edgbaston.
They probably tried but couldn't, these being the most bone-headed Ockers ever seen: all butterfingered
crash-bang-wallop and strewing kickable penalties like Bill Gates doling out charitable donations.
McGrath for a towering six off butterfingered
Paul Reiffel and successive fours off the first two balls of Damien Fleming's final over.
Ridley is more explosive than BJGE, but he's going to have to curb the butterfingered
ways that plagued him late in his rookie season if he hopes to play at all.
Rangers were closing in on nine in a row but the butterfingered
keeper's performance in the build-up was so abysmal his new dressing-room colleagues reckoned they were about to be on the end of a serious hiding.
Which makes it a good week for sloppy eaters, soapdodgers and butterfingered
As so often, it was vice-captain Dougie Brown, one of the previous day's butterfingered
miscreants, who atoned with an important half-century, shared chiefly in a stand of 75 with Tony Frost.
But at least 34-year-old Nasser, unlike some butterfingered
team-mates on the field, safely held on to 7lb 3oz Joel yesterday when he proudly showed him off for the first time.
He and scrum-half Robert Howley did their not inconsiderable best, but trapped between feeble forwards and butterfingered
backs Gareth Edwards and Barry John would have struggled.
A few were the fault of butterfingered
receivers, but most were due to his surprisingly inexplicable decision making.
He may also have been the one man in the place who was caught by surprise reprises by Letizi's butterfingered
Lowly Broadstreet, bolstered by a fistful of recent recruits, maintained their improving form with a second successive home win denting the promotion prospects of a Dudley Kingswinford side lightweight up front, butterfingered
and lacklustre behind.