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drop a bollock

vulgar slang To mess something up; to make a particularly egregious error. Primarily heard in UK. That new intern is totally useless, he's always dropping a bollock on important projects. That player really dropped a bollock during the match yesterday.
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kick bollocks scramble

A wild, chaotic, or panicked situation, especially among or involving many people simultaneously. Primarily heard in UK. With funding from local councils spread so thin these days, it's always a kick bollocks scramble in December for charities to meet their yearly quota with donations. The whole pub descended into a kick bollocks scramble after one bloke threw a punch at another.
See also: bollock, kick, scramble

bollix up

slang To jumble up or ruin something. A noun can be used before or after "up." Boy, you really bollixed up this report—I'm not sure I can even fix it.
See also: bollix, up

the dog's bollocks

rude slang A person or thing that is excellent, exceptional, or the very best. Primarily heard in UK. I used to think this band was the dog's bollocks when I was a kid. They're pretty embarrassing to listen to as an adult, though. The game gives the player a lot of really satisfying and powerful moves, making you feel like the dog's bollocks as you play.
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bollix something up

Inf. to ruin something; to mess something up. Please don't bollix my stereo up. Who bollixed up the folded laundry?
See also: bollix, up

the dog's bollocks

BRITISH, INFORMAL, VERY RUDE
If someone or something is the dog's bollocks, they are extremely good. To a wide-eyed teenager, this band was the dog's bollocks. They had the loudest amps, the longest hair, the hardest rock and the baddest attitude.
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the dog's bollocks

the best person or thing of its kind. British vulgar slang
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the dog’s ˈbollocks

(British English, taboo, slang) used to say that something is excellent or very good: This song is the dog’s bollocks.
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bollix up

v.
To make a mess of something because of mistakes or poor judgment: I'm afraid you've bollixed up that job badly! Don't make me paint the chairs; I'll just bollix it up.
See also: bollix, up
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The entrepreneur then released the group's first album, Nevermind the Bollocks, and the label was soon summoned to Nottingham Magistrates' Court to defend itself against obscenity charges.
A No Bollocks beer brand, Newcastle Brown Ale was first brewed in 1927 to satisfy hardworking Geordie thirst in the town of Newcastle, England.
Trouble is, will the three ruling bodies have the foresight, bollocks - or appetite to get it done?
Refuse to listen to any sneering bollocks from them.
Second was The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths, followed by Oasis with Definitely Maybe and The Sex Pistols with Never Mind The Bollocks.
When i ask Rick Parfitt what fans can expect from Status Quo's latest live shows, he says: "Same old bollocks, really.
The Sex Pistols' Never Mind The Bollocks Here's theSex Pistols came third on the list,followed by Radiohead's OKComputer.
Right after I got the Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bollocks and the Dead Kennedy's Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables with the cover photo of police cars on fire.
But when she encountered a display of Mr West's famously named Dog's Bollocks wine -- available at the special price of 6 [pounds sterling] for six bottles -- her affable demeanour changed.
Newcastle Brown Ale today announced a new, national advertising campaign titled "No Bollocks.
When the skin doctor is done treating bullet wounds, Leo might get him to have a look at his neck because it's as hard as a jockey's bollocks.
Meanwhile, matron Hannah (brilliant portrayed by Kerry Godliman) deadpanned the immortal line: "I didn't expect to see Kev's bollocks.
Liam stood third for his 1996 remark at host Chris Evans: "It will take more than Ginger Bollocks to throw us off.
He would let you know when you had made a bollocks by saying nothing, but he would never jock you off.
A hell of a lot of people in positions of power and influence don't just believe the bollocks, they live the bollocks.