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boink

vulgar slang To have sex. I heard that Katie and Brad boinked last night after leaving the bar together.

boink

tv. & in. to copulate [with] someone. (Usually objectionable.) He said he boinked her twice.
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People are tripping over sewer grates and extension cords, slipping on spilled oil, and boinking each other on the head with steel pulleys and pipe wrenches.
Tripp was expecting, I daresay, having come to this project back in those pre-Monica days when visions of Abe Lincoln boinking his manservant in the White House might still have set off a minor riot in several U.S.
Sort of like Papillon meets Kiss of the, Spider Woman, the butch, surly Jacobsz and butch, opportunistic Blank are soon staring too long at each other and eventually sneaking off for quick bouts of utterly unerotic boinking. Out of jealousy over Niven's attentions to Blank, Jacobsz--who has the best and shiniest head of hair on bad boys' island--tells his black lover how he once witnessed the botanist having sex with another man under a bridge in Amsterdam, leading to a mildly titillating flashback.
That boinking on airplanes, even if you've never met the person before, is better than hijacking?
I was boinking my boss a few years ago, I recall her saying to me, adding that she was in the office when I called.
Doubtless men married to blondes--marriage seems to be something of a pattern--stop boinking them when their hair dulls, while men married to brunettes keep at it, producing the swarms of defective kids that one usually sees in China, Mexico...
Obviously, given their hypothesis, neatly backed up by Rushton's research, men should be relegated to zoos and let out when women happen to feel like boinking. Otherwise, they are dangerous, beholden as they are to their primal urges.
I mean, like, there are rumors he's been boinking everything female and under 30 for 15 years or more.