thought people would want to watch this micro-celebs-out-oftheir-comfort-zonezzzz crap?
The Dunkirk little ships, the most evocative reminders of this country's bravest hour, were ignored so that a pneumatic bird-brain
from Strictly Come Dancing could talk to transvestites in Battersea Park" - Broadcaster Michael Buerk attacks the BBC coverage of the Jubilee regatta and the performance of presenter Tess Daly.
Tempting as it is to dismiss this latest league table as a bird-brain
load of nonsense, it does have a semi-serious point to make.
UNLESS YOU'RE a complete bird-brain
, you know by now we rock Letter Bombs on an every-other-month basis.
It takes a wee bit of courage to stay alive" Actor/comedian Billy Connolly "The Dunkirk Little Ships, the most evocative reminders of this country's bravest hour, were ignored so that a pneumatic bird-brain
from Strictly Come Dancing could talk to transvestites in Battersea Park" Broadcaster Michael Buerk attacks the BBC coverage of the Jubilee regatta and the performance of presenter Tess Daly, above
came up with that ridiculous, disgusting and totally repulsive monstrosity?
It's little wonder that front line service needs are suffering whilst bird-brain
schemes are still very much on the council's agenda.
The same Buerk who now, after a reputed PS150,000 cheque was wafted before his exceedingly high brows, will spend the next month on a dumbed-down TV show alongside daytime airhead Mel Sykes, pneumatic bird-brain
Gemma Collins and vacuous D-list celebrities like, well, the rest of the cast.
Before my first encounter with Katie Price, I recall thinking I was going to instantly dislike the woman who I deemed a publicity-hungry, hard, trashy, bird-brain
Calling somebody a bird-brain
might turn out to be a compliment if they are as clever as four-year-old Austrian raven Elias.
PARROTS have proved they are clever as well as pretty after using their creative bird-brains
to make tools from unfamiliar materials.
Those shallow bird-brains
who substitute for real life an ongoing round of glamorous parties and shoulder-rubbing with celebs now have their very own list to consult when faced with the ardous task of choosing who to invite to achieve the most vividrefl ected glory.
George Osborne's makeover, Ed Miliband trying to eat a bacon butty, Peter Andre's Iceland ads, Vladimir Putin's name on the shortlist for the Nobel Peace Prize, Michael Buerk heading into jungle with D-list celebs after slagging off TV for being filled with "pneumatic bird-brains
, daytime airheads and vacuous D-list celebrities", Prince Charles sporting 30 medals on his chest heading for a function, Simon Cowell walking through a street at night with no shirt on, and the Sydney siege selfie-takers.