you (can) bet your (sweet) patoot(redirected from bet your patoot)
you (can) bet your (sweet) patoot
slang You can be absolutely certain that something will happen. Sometimes used ironically. ("Patoot" is a slang term for the buttocks.) You bet your sweet patoot I'm going to that concert—I've been saving up to buy a ticket for months now! Oh, you can bet your patoots that Kevin will be late tonight—he's never on time! I can't find my umbrella, so of course you can bet your patoot that it'll rain soon.