be (as) thick as shit

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be (as) thick as shit

rude slang To be remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. I smoked a lot of marijuana when I was in high school, so I was as thick as shit by the time I finally graduated. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's thick as shit.
See also: shit, thick