beat the bishop

beat the bishop

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to men. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the bishop. How horrifying is that?"
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Rangers extended their unbeaten run to four matches, but their hosts didn't make it easy in a tight first half which saw Joel Towers' long range finally beat the Bishop keeper.
The Bison shot 54 percent from the field to beat the Bishops in the opening round of the Williams Tournament.
On 46 minutes, Chris Lye beat the Bishops keeper from a free-kick to make it 2-1.
We were reserve in two different classes last year but we've not quite been able to beat the Bishops.
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