bash the bishop

bash the bishop

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to men. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him bashing the bishop. How horrifying is that?"
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The first - as yet uncorrected - came from The Sun which, in a lunge at Rowan Williams over his comments on Sharia Law, urged readers to "Bash the Bishop".
Yn ddiweddarach yr un noson, ar fy ffordd i Theatr Gwynedd, piciais i siop a dal y penawdau, 'Bash the Bishop'.
Mugabe accuses Catholic clergy of * opposing his long rule and has in the past few months used public platforms to bash the bishops' conference.