barking spider


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barking spider

slang That which is (humorously) said to be the cause of a fart. Come on, man, control the barking spider, will you? It smells horrible in here now.
See also: bark, spider

barking spider

and trumpet spider
n. the imaginary source of the sound of an audible release of intestinal gas. (With reference to the image of a anus.) Heidi, do you know anything about the trumpet spider I keep hearing? Although Dr. Waddlington-Stowe had never heard “barking spider” with reference to the affected part, he caught the connection immediately.
See also: bark, spider
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The Brick Claims, DH claims, D & H, the Finch mine (Brick #3) and the Barking Spider mine (same claim) are a few of the names which are common (and correctly) used on mineral specimen labels for this locality.
Mark, 48, of Linthwaite, was the man behind The Barking Spider in Huddersfield town centre.
Wellington A could have gone level on points with Dalton with a win, however they not only lost being beaten 4-1 by Barking Spider, but Dalton had the better of the head-to-head result count with Wellington A.
Rose and Crown beat Division II side Barking Spider 5-2.
Dalton beat Barking Spider 4-2 - but it was a hard-fought success after scored had been level at the break.
Woolpack beat Barking Spider 6-0 with Dan Ginty getting a hat trick to go alongside goals from Sam Buck, Doran Jordan and Dean Arnold.
Field Head rose a place to fifth after beating Barking Spider 4-2 at Royds Hall.
Quarter-finals: Black Bull Shep v Meltham Vic Park, Hudds IC v Park Rang, Rose & Crown v Barking Spider.
Barking Spider jumped a place to fifth following a 5-2 win over Wellington B.
Mid-table Barking Spider beat Club Kirkheaton 2-0 at Leeds Road Playing Fields to open up a five-point lead over their opponents.
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They beat Barking Spider 2-1, with Gareis and Dyas scoring for Escorpians.
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Meltham Victoria Park stay hard on Inter's heels with a 7-2 success over Barking Spider.
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