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a bunch of baloney

Falsehoods, nonsense, or foolishness. Baloney in this sense might have originated from the word "blarney," which means flattering or nonsensical talk; more usually it refers to bologna sausage, which is blended from different meats, therefore implying content of inferior or dubious quality. Primarily heard in US. You're going to give me $5,000 if I sign the lease today? What a bunch of baloney.

a load of baloney

Falsehoods, nonsense, or foolishness. Baloney in this sense might have originated from the word "blarney," which means flattering or nonsensical talk; more usually it refers to bologna sausage, which is blended from different meats, therefore implying content of inferior or dubious quality. Primarily heard in US. What a load of baloney. I know he doesn't have that kind of money.

a lot of baloney

Falsehoods, nonsense, or foolishness. Baloney in this sense might have originated from the word "blarney," which means flattering or nonsensical talk; more usually it refers to bologna sausage, which is blended from different meats, therefore implying content of inferior or dubious quality. Primarily heard in US. Don't give me that excuse, it's just a lot of baloney. Dave acts like he's smooth with the ladies, but it's a lot of a baloney.

baloney pony

vulgar slang A penis. Hey, I don't want to see your baloney pony—pull up your pants!

no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney

It does not matter how finely you try to articulate or argue this point, it is still false, nonsense, or foolishness. Jim: "But you see, redistributing the wealth of the country by introducing scaled tax increases will benefit everyone!" Susan: "Jim, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney: tax hikes will hurt everyone, period."

See also: baloney, how, matter, no, slice, still, thin

phony-baloney

1. noun, slang Someone who is not sincere, genuine, or trustworthy. That guy's a total phony-baloney—you can't trust a word he says.

2. adjective, slang Fake or made up. Oh please, don't tell me you believe in all that phony-baloney homeopathy stuff?

play hide the baloney

vulgar slang To engage in sexual intercourse. "Baloney," referring to a type of sausage, is a vulgar slang term for a penis. "Hide the baloney" is sometimes hyphenated. A: "So, did you two play hide the baloney last night?" B: "Hey, that's a very personal question!" They made out on the dance floor for a while before going back to her dorm room to play a little hide-the-baloney.

baloney

and bologna (bəˈloni)

n. nonsense. (Also as an exclam.) Don’t give me all that baloney!

baloney pony

n. the penis. (Contrived for the sake of the rhyme.) All he could think about was riding the old baloney pony.

See also: baloney, pony

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Dear Editor, What baloney about Britain being a police state.

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A spokeswoman for Madrid's congressional campaign told the Albuquerque Journal the ad's charges were "100 percent politically motivated baloney."

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The idea pushed by the Defense Department and defense industry that "our troops should have nothing but the best" is baloney. "If the best isn't relevant, what good is it?" he asks.

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Another witness claimed US troops had struck Zarqawi, but General George Casey, the top American commander in Iraq, dismissed that as "baloney".

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A hilarious play called Inherit the Baloney enacted a sort of Scopes trial in reverse, with the hero a courageous Christian college professor badgered incessantly by dim-witted colleagues and deans who keep telling him the only way to preserve his faith in a postmodern world is to jettison all the exclusivist truth claims: they wanted him to admit that Jesus was sorely in need of sensitivity training from some wise counselor like Pontius Pilate because 'nobody can surf the web every day and still believe there is such a thing as "truth" or goodness.' Overnight, the tendency of naturalistic rationalism to decay into postmodern irrationalism became a national joke."

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Martin was just a silly fellow on Saturday Night Live who wore a fake arrow through his head while telling the audience that he had baloney in his shoes.

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Let's cut the baloney, increase access and share compelling models of what children can learn and do with computers.

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KARL REACHED BEHIND HIS DESK AND PULLED OUT A GIANT BALONEY.

Washingtoon[R]

(ECUSA), that, "It is futile to ask them to apologize for something they continue to believe is right, even though they could not have anticipated the fallout that has resulted." Baloney!

Fallout

Armineh Noravian, whose son was in Williams' class last year, was blunt, telling The New York Sun, "That's a bunch of baloney this guy is saying." Noravian said her son and others complained that Williams would bring up his Christianity almost daily.