We have no interest in a number of overpaid blokes kicking a bag of wind
around a bit of grass.
Their ascetic existence compares unfavourably with that of the mumbling one who earns a reputed pounds 90k a week by his skilful manipulation of a bag of wind
IT is always just a bag of wind
on a well trimmed grass field, but ground advantage seems to have a remarkable effect on the outcome of football fixtures, particularly in Europe.
Two months into the new season, and I finally tracked down a player who could actually trap and pass a bag of wind
Us girls have come a long way since the seventies when Match of the Day meant a chance to paint your toe nails before an early night and we didn't even try to understand what the off-side rule meant: 22 grown men kicking a bag of wind
around, was how my grandmother used to describe the game.
He's the biggest bag of wind
I've ever met in boxing.
Oh for heaven's sake," said the ex-wife, "it's only a bunch of men kicking a bag of wind
round a field.
Since the first bag of wind
was kicked on the first football pitch there have been wrong calls and although the defeated may have questioned the honesty of officials privately,nobody went bleating to the top of the house demanding replays.
As my grandmother always used to say: "After all , it's only 22 grown men kicking a bag of wind
Jude used to say it was only 22 men kicking bag of wind
round a field, not matter of life or death.
Rupert Grint - the ginger one from Harry Potter - bring us this bag of wind
RUPERT GRINT - the ginger one from Harry Potter - takes time away from filming Harry Potter movies to bring us this flatulent bag of wind
They are grown men running around in short trousers while chasing after a bag of wind
We all like to talk up the importance of grown men in short trousers chasing a bag of wind
but this game of ours really shouldn't be a matter of life or death.
Football is played with the same bag of wind
the world over.