(as) awkward as a cow on roller skates

(as) awkward as a cow on roller skates

Very clumsy or uncoordinated. When my toddler was first learning to walk, she was as awkward as a cow on roller skates. He'll never make the basketball team—he's awkward as a cow on roller skates.

See also: awkward, cow, on, roller, skate

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