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asshole

1. vulgar slang The anus.
2. rude slang A rude, annoying, or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an asshole—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that asshole just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?

bouquet of assholes

rude slang People who are regarded as undesirable and/or vexing. I can't believe they said such awful things to you. Wow, those guys are a real bouquet of assholes.
See also: asshole, of

tear (one) a new asshole

vulgar slang To criticize, berate, or upbraid one in an extremely belligerent and angry manner. Oh man, the boss is going to tear me a new asshole when he finds out what happened! I hope the government tears that company a new asshole for what they did.
See also: asshole, new, tear

asshole

1. n. the opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. (Usually objectionable.) I was so mad I could have kicked him in the asshole.
2. n. a worthless and annoying person. (Also a term of address. Rude and derogatory.) Somebody get this asshole outa here before I bust in his face!

bouquet of assholes

n. an annoying or disgusting person or thing. (Rude and derogatory.) Don’t pay any attention to him. He’s just another one of the bouquet of assholes you find around here.
See also: asshole, of

tear someone a new asshole

and tear someone a new one
to chastise someone severely. (Usually objectionable.) The colonel glared at him and threatened to tear him a new asshole. If you don’t get it right this time, I’ll tear you a new one!
See also: asshole, new, someone, tear
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I am guessing that the publisher and author gave some thought to the shock value of the title of The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One that Isn't.
The imaginary line between an ordinary and 'flaming' asshole depends on local quirks and customs.
"FOR decades our sport's been littered with assholes and prats," writes Rodney Marsh in his latest internet column.
It read along the lines of `go out and do the business - we are not all assholes in the Conference'.
ASSHOLES HELD AN ASSHOLE CONVENTION, VIOLENT ASSHOLES TRIED TO SHOOT UP ASSHOLE CONVENTION, GOT SHOT.
"Some of you so called boycotters are just assholes," declared Macy Gray, announcing she and her band would indeed play an upcoming gig in Tel Aviv.
You'd think that dealing with drunk assholes would be their forte.
His self-portraits--one a gorgeously carved hunting decoy (Sitting Duck, 2002) and another a collage of hundreds of little cutout pictures of assholes (Big Asshole, 2001)--are desolately narcissistic, pathologically glib, and plenty mean-spirited.
But I've learned to deal with those clever folks who, having never heard of me or Pink Flamingos, will guffaw, "And my name's Beaver Wrap." Aloud, I laugh appreciatively, and to myself I remember, There are two kinds of people in the world: my kind of people and assholes. Works every time.
When the White House came under suspicion, Nixon complained to Ziegler, "The president knows a hell of a lot of things, but does he know what the Christ some dumb assholes are going to do?...
neighbors who are assholes and live too close to me.
Everything was awesome--until three jock assholes showed up for no reason at all and beat the crap out of me and took my board.
Your average garden-variety love story may throw in a third party to stretch the tension--once upon a time it was the fiance, now it's the live-in lover--but these people are inevitably revealed for the boring assholes they are and sent packing.
Later that night Big Vinnie and the Cattle Thieves played loud and sloppy as the beer soaked the floor and the assholes falling down tried to slam dance.
We could parade about in our rockabilly petticoats, spandex pants, and thrift-store stiletto heels and get away with just a few taunts ("Hey, Sid Vicious's sister!") from a carload of Jersey assholes.