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1. n. the opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. (Usually objectionable.) I was so mad I could have kicked him in the asshole.
2. n. a worthless and annoying person. (Also a term of address. Rude and derogatory.) Somebody get this asshole outa here before I bust in his face!

bouquet of assholes

n. an annoying or disgusting person or thing. (Rude and derogatory.) Don’t pay any attention to him. He’s just another one of the bouquet of assholes you find around here.
See also: asshole, of

tear someone a new asshole

and tear someone a new one
to chastise someone severely. (Usually objectionable.) The colonel glared at him and threatened to tear him a new asshole. If you don’t get it right this time, I’ll tear you a new one!
See also: asshole, new, tear
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He provides a definition of a workplace asshole that involves two tests:
Our societal standard appears to be: If you are a really big winner, you can get away with being a really big asshole.
I keep telling him, Chris, you've got to be an asshole, you're too soft for politics, the only way is to be an asshole, and you know what?
Ultimately, what he created was a poetry of "suffering magnanimity," developing a generous poetic form to accommodate his extraordinary powers of compassion, and did so in the service of a vision of the world in which the asshole could be, rather than a source of shame, something deeply holy.
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Even the fan lost his head and shouted: "I'm an asshole because I ask someone I admire for their autograph that makes me an a**hole?
Attached to it was Mascis, wearing a bad trucker hat and a look of indifference so powerful it could quake the steel bowels of an indie rock asshole Voltron.
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The anus, on the other hand, is highly praised: "the asshole is the most honored among all the necessary things of life.
I played Breaker as a chain-smoking asshole," Mancuso quips.
Look, of course the asshole parts are the ones that people remember.
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that you have no asshole, which seems like a sign of something much,
One said: "I have no conscience about my husband, he's a real asshole and makes my life hell, but I feel bad about the others.