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asshole

1. vulgar slang The anus.
2. rude slang A rude, annoying, and/or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an asshole—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that asshole just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?

bouquet of assholes

rude slang People who are regarded as undesirable and/or vexing. I can't believe they said such awful things to you. Wow, those guys are a real bouquet of assholes.
See also: asshole, of

tear (one) a new asshole

vulgar slang To criticize, berate, or upbraid one in an extremely belligerent and angry manner. Oh man, the boss is going to tear me a new asshole when he finds out what happened! I hope the government tears that company a new asshole for what they did.
See also: asshole, new, tear

asshole

1. n. the opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. (Usually objectionable.) I was so mad I could have kicked him in the asshole.
2. n. a worthless and annoying person. (Also a term of address. Rude and derogatory.) Somebody get this asshole outa here before I bust in his face!

bouquet of assholes

n. an annoying or disgusting person or thing. (Rude and derogatory.) Don’t pay any attention to him. He’s just another one of the bouquet of assholes you find around here.
See also: asshole, of

tear someone a new asshole

and tear someone a new one
to chastise someone severely. (Usually objectionable.) The colonel glared at him and threatened to tear him a new asshole. If you don’t get it right this time, I’ll tear you a new one!
See also: asshole, new, someone, tear
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