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ass-wipe

1. vulgar slang A rude, annoying, or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an ass-wipe—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that ass-wipe just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?
2. vulgar slang Toilet paper. Hey, thanks a lot for not putting more ass-wipe in the bathroom!
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ass-wipe

and butt-wipe
1. n. a useless and annoying person. (Rude and derogatory.) Get outa here, you ass-wipe! Who’s the butt-wipe with that pile of wet thatch for a haircut?
2. n. toilet paper. (Usually objectionable.) There’s no goddamn ass-wipe left in here! What am I supposed to use for butt-wipe?
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions Copyright © 2006 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Rabelais's humor is rhetorically effective in the relatively short list of Gargantua's ass-wipes - but what about in the list of Gargantua's games (about 220 of them), or in the list of books at the Library of Saint Victor's (numbering about 150 volumes), or the 160 or so expressions for Friar John's testicles in Book Three (followed by an equal number describing Panurge's), or in the over 200 adjectives in Book Three describing Triboulet's so-called virtues?