ass-wipe

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ass-wipe

1. vulgar slang A rude, annoying, and/or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an ass-wipe—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that ass-wipe just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?
2. vulgar slang Toilet paper. Hey, thanks a lot for not putting more ass-wipe in the bathroom!

ass-wipe

and butt-wipe
1. n. a useless and annoying person. (Rude and derogatory.) Get outa here, you ass-wipe! Who’s the butt-wipe with that pile of wet thatch for a haircut?
2. n. toilet paper. (Usually objectionable.) There’s no goddamn ass-wipe left in here! What am I supposed to use for butt-wipe?