as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike

Utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary. Primarily heard in Australia. This umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike. I'm as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike when it comes to figuring out computer problems.

See also: an, ashtray, motorbike, on, useless

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useless
as useful as tits on a boar hog
as useful as tits on a bull
as useful as tits on a nun
as useless as tits on a bull
ashtray
motorbike
as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
as much use as a chocolate teapot
be as much use as a chocolate teapot

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as the day is long
as the fella says
as the next girl
as the next guy
as the next person
as the saying goes
as the spirit moves (one)
as the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined
as the white on rice
as the wind blows
as they say
as things stand
as things, people, etc. go
as though
as tight as a tick
as to
as to be
as to something
as true as I stand here
as ugly as sin
as useful as a chocolate teapot
as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
as useful as tits on a boar hog
as useful as tits on a bull
as useful as tits on a nun
as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
as useless as tits on a boar hog
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as tits on a nun
as usual
as was
as we know it
as we speak
as we speak, (even)
as well
as well as
as yet
as you do
as you know
as you make your bed, so must you lie in it
as you make your bed, so must you lie on it
as you make your bed, so you must lie in it
as you make your bed, so you must lie on it
as you please
as you sow, so shall you reap
as you were
as you wish
as, whenever, etc. the fancy takes you
as/if/when the spirit moves you
as/so far as it goes
as/so far as...
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as to it
as to me
as to one
as to regarding
as to somebody
as to someone
as to someone or something
as to something
as to them
as to us
as to you
as toey as a Roman sandal
As Told by Ginger
as tough as an old boot
as tough as leather
as tough as nails
as tough as old boots
as tough as old leather
as tough as old shoe leather
as true as I stand here
as true as steel
As Trustee for
as ugly as a toad
as ugly as sin
as ugly as toads
as useful as a chocolate teapot
as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike
as useful as tits on a boar hog
as useful as tits on a bull
as useful as tits on a nun
as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
as useless as tits on a boar hog
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as tits on a nun
as usual
as usual
as vain as a peacock
as warm as life
as warm as toast
as warm as toast
as warm as toast
as was
as was
as was
as was
as was
as we know it
as we know it
as we know it
as we please
as we say
As We Speak
As We Speak
as we speak, (even)
as weak as a baby
as weak as a kitten
as weak as kittens
as weak as water
as well
as well
as well
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