(as) thick as pig shit

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(as) thick as pig shit

vulgar slang Remarkably stupid, dimwitted, or obtuse. Jen's new girlfriend is very nice, but she's thick as pig shit. The senator was caught on a hot mic calling his colleague "as thick as pig shit."
See also: pig, shit, thick
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I went into racing because I was as thick as pig shit at school - my fun was getting into trouble.