And while Phil's off visiting chocolate and jigsaw factories, and learning how to make cheese and cure ham, Kirstie gets on with what Spencer calls her "artyfarty
jewellery and perfume things".
This had led to pre-match concern that some of the spite might have been removed from this fixture, that the malice of the Patrick Vieira-Roy Keane era might have been replaced by artyfarty
fare Wenger has flagged up for the footballing purists.
A bit too artyfarty
for most people, there are some scenes that made me laugh out loud.
He said: "Graphic designers, artists, and artyfarty
types looking back on the punk era and who appreciate the artwork of the time seem to be the main buyers."
types, the Le Bas collective reckon this is a top excuse to allow cobwebs to over hang their hallways and halfeaten roast chickens to rot in their kitchen.
From the title, I thought this was going to be something artyfarty
- maybe referring to the colour of the sea where Picasso painted...