While it's good news for jilted lovers who might have ended up marrying
an old trout, it's bad news for us who like a fish supper.
People might not know she was actually a bit of
an old trout, impatient and domineering and spurred on by a religious zeal.
Could
an Old Trout Puppet Workshop or a Theatre Smith-Gilmour even happen in Atlantic Canada?
Been here for ages and all I've caught is
an old trout.' Since that's an extremely cheap joke, there will be extremely cheap prizes for the best printable entries to the usual addresses.
My favourite bit was the tour of his flat where he showed off a picture of him posing with
an old trout.
Is it (a) that
an old trout who's never worked a day boasts five homes because she married two rich men' (b) that it's costing us millions to rig up a home she never visits' (c) that if the Palace are lying about her real cost, what other figures are they lying about' (d) that a woman who's probably only been to Cornwall twice in her life now sounds like she owns it' or (e) that there are still millions of people in this country who can't see through the obscenity of it all, and just want gawd to bless 'em?
But by Thursday the Simply Red singer had swapped his new bird for
an old trout in Donegal.
GMTV's Fiona Phillips is to star in a pounds 45million Hollywood blockbuster - as
an old trout.
Sorry,
an old trout who spends half her life in California and the South of France, a failed MP/daytime TV host who recharges his batteries in his Spanish holiday home, and an eccentric buffoon who has spent the vast majority of his life on Mars.
Although the pictures are no stranger to the airbrush, Carole does manages to pull off looking extremely sexy, whereas Anne Robinson could have all the make up, face lifts and airbrushing in the world and would unfortunately still look like
an old trout.
If there are plenty of fish in the sea, how come that shark Richard Hillman is marrying
an old trout like Gail Platt with her school of little minnows in tow.
