ass-wipe

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ass-wipe

1. vulgar slang A rude, annoying, and/or mean person; a jerk. Ugh, that guy is such an ass-wipe—don't even bother talking to him. Can you believe that ass-wipe just spilled his coffee on me and didn’t even apologize?
2. vulgar slang Toilet paper. Hey, thanks a lot for not putting more ass-wipe in the bathroom!

ass-wipe

and butt-wipe
1. n. a useless and annoying person. (Rude and derogatory.) Get outa here, you ass-wipe! Who’s the butt-wipe with that pile of wet thatch for a haircut?
2. n. toilet paper. (Usually objectionable.) There’s no goddamn ass-wipe left in here! What am I supposed to use for butt-wipe?
References in periodicals archive ?
Marc Wakasa is an ass-wipe. Anyone who would take the time to write in and bash John Rattray's excellent writing not once, but twice, must have too much time on their hands or just be some kind of mental defective.