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ALKY Mackay has confirmed Cardiff City are ready to strengthen their Championship squad with the loan window having opened.
"Both the '
alky' and the refinery are at targeted (unspecified) production levels," company spokesman Mike Marcy said in an email.
ANDY McLAREN can pick out every shout of "
alky" or "junkie" during every game he plays.
Recovering
alky CLEAN for the Queen day - aye, right.
Chain-smoking
Alky Boy's irresistibility to all women is about as believable as the smouldering animal magnetism of short, fat, bald Albert Square thug Phil Mitchell.
Is this why you never see
alky street-dwellers in divorce courts?
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ALKY MACKAY has insisted he's not worried about the ex-factor as Cardiff City get set to face two former strikers at Elland Road.
Our local tramp - Malky the
Alky - walks the streets all day in a flea-bitten coat and an old pair of slippers.
Becoming an
alky on Baileys, nearly drowning as a kid, captaining Rangers.
Which, in terms of denying her affair with Corrie's top
alky, she was.
Ex-Celts considering a return include Peroni Glavin, Alfie Cognac, Lex Bailey's, Saki McNamara, Owen Archreekin' and
Alky Mackay.
As the massed ranks of Corrie's constant funeral and marriage attenders cowered in the pews, cuckolded
alky Peter rounded on his blubbing bride and her bit on the side ...worst man Nick Tilsley.
Blind Boy Boatclub said: "UB40, Blind Willie McTell, Up On Your Bike Mike, Hot Billy and the Noise Crew, Alan
Alky and the Dole Quene, Dancing Diarmaid and the Craptones - they're good."
Actor and director David Threlfall can't be seen on the estate, but with calling-cards like this lying around, the spirit of drugaddled
alky Frank is never far away.
ALKY POP: Lacombe' FRENCH LEAVE: Le Guen' WAIT FOR IT: Smith
