Alky Peter Barlow back on the booze, Carla about to be conned, scorned Sally vowing revenge on cheating rapist Frank, oily Lewis sliming his way back into Audrey's heart.
Ex-Celts considering a return include Peroni Glavin, Alfie Cognac, Lex Bailey's, Saki McNamara, Owen Archreekin' and
Alky Mackay.
Which, in terms of denying her affair with Corrie's top
alky, she was.
Luckily for the
alky funeral director, local rugby legend "Dick the Kick" decides to, er, "kick" the bucket and give business a boost.
As the massed ranks of Corrie's constant funeral and marriage attenders cowered in the pews, cuckolded
alky Peter rounded on his blubbing bride and her bit on the side .
Blind Boy Boatclub said: "UB40, Blind Willie McTell, Up On Your Bike Mike, Hot Billy and the Noise Crew, Alan
Alky and the Dole Quene, Dancing Diarmaid and the Craptones - they're good.
I'll get the first round in with Dick Advocaat, Shandy Walker, Don Bevvy,
Alky McCoist, Mortalled Weighorst, Blootered Blisset, Scott Sleverin and Colin Nished.
Actor and director David Threlfall can't be seen on the estate, but with calling-cards like this lying around, the spirit of drugaddled
alky Frank is never far away.
Prior to the resurgence of a reformed
alky from Govan, Patsy Palmer was about to take the award for best TV comeback.
ALKY POP: Lacombe' FRENCH LEAVE: Le Guen' WAIT FOR IT: Smith
For infinitely superior soap nonsense, tune into Coronation Street where cobblestones
alky Peter Barlow has hit the bottle again.
To be honest, though, while it may sound like a dish fit for an
alky, I should point out it's nothing more than a touch of vodka (Neil couldn't even taste it) and the real flavour comes from the smoked pancetta, peas, tomato and cream.
Starring not-as-funny-as-he-thinks-he-is Stephen Mangan, this laughfree BBC2 dirge is My Family with an
alky dad.
Russ, remember, introduced the kilted, braying, gingernutted Scottish
alky stereotype who the English loved and no-one in Scotland actually recognised.
It's like your local pub's resident
alky finding the gas mains and threatening to strike a match if you bar him.
