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morning glory

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and wakes up with in the morning. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning glory. I hate waking up with both a morning glory and an urgent need to pee!
See also: glory, morning

morning glory

and morning missile
n. a morning erection. Always happy to see the morning glory. Bobby has a morning missile instead of an alarm clock.
See also: glory, morning
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Crest Control (free-flow), tube or orifice control and full pipe flow, are three possible flow conditions for a morning glory spillway.
Christodoulou, et al., [2] have studied the effect of piers on the discharge capacity of a morning glory spillway.
Experimental Study on the Effect of Piers and Boundary Proximity on The Discharge Capacity of a Morning Glory Spillway.
The effect of number and angle of guide piers on hydraulic behavior of morning glory spillway with square inlet
The results from simulations of 'morning glory' weather patterns could help to improve safety for aircraft, according to Doug Christie, a morning glory expert who works for the UN.
A morning glory is a large cylindrical cloud that moves into the area around sunrise and evaporates in a few hours.
Christie has found that a Delta Air Lines aircraft crash in August 1985 in Dallas Fort Worth, USA was caused by a morning glory, and says an earlier crash in 1974 was 'a classical case'.
'Morning glory' research could improve aviation safety
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