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morning glory

slang An involuntary erection that a man achieves during sleep and wakes up with in the morning. I rolled over to snuggle my boyfriend, only to bump off of his morning glory. I hate waking up with both a morning glory and an urgent need to pee!
See also: glory, morning

morning glory

and morning missile
n. a morning erection. Always happy to see the morning glory. Bobby has a morning missile instead of an alarm clock.
See also: glory, morning
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Crest Control (free-flow), tube or orifice control and full pipe flow, are three possible flow conditions for a morning glory spillway.
Christodoulou, et al., [2] have studied the effect of piers on the discharge capacity of a morning glory spillway.
Experimental Study on the Effect of Piers and Boundary Proximity on The Discharge Capacity of a Morning Glory Spillway.
The results from simulations of 'morning glory' weather patterns could help to improve safety for aircraft, according to Doug Christie, a morning glory expert who works for the UN.
A morning glory is a large cylindrical cloud that moves into the area around sunrise and evaporates in a few hours.
Christie has found that a Delta Air Lines aircraft crash in August 1985 in Dallas Fort Worth, USA was caused by a morning glory, and says an earlier crash in 1974 was 'a classical case'.