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helmet

vulgar slang The tip of the penis. Ew, zip up your pants—I don't want to see your helmet!

helmet

1. n. the foreskin of the penis. He’s at the doctor’s, asking about getting his helmet clipped off.
2. n. the glans penis; the end of the penis. The helmet’s the sensitive part.
3. an ineffective and oafish male. You stupid helmet!
4. n. a hairdo. Her helmet looks like it’s a wig.