"Gawd," he said, "I wonner if I've been played fer a duffer
Then put one on Godsmejudge, each-way, and don't complain if it all goes wrong and they turn out to be the tips of a duffer
. I've still got 22 more tips to go before Mr Ansell's ghost taps me on the shoulder.
With Tiger Woods playing like a duffer
, the man known to me as Igor (after the gargoyle in schlock horror movies) was not threatened in a final round that was a chemical-free alternative to the sleeping pill.
He recalls: "I said to myself `good venue, but an even better name', and decided that if I ever had a horse who I thought would be good enough I'd call him that - after all, it's too good a name to waste on a duffer
I AM appalled that Tory MP Teresa Gorman said: "You could call me a duffer. I am just muddle-headed," when it was discovered that she had failed to reveal ownership of a company with a pounds 150,000 turnover, and a rented house (The Mirror, May 21).
And if she admits she is a duffer what on earth is she doing as a Member of Parliament?