a crock

a crock

An obvious lie. The accusation that Peter stole the money from the register is such a crock! He's the most trustworthy and honest man I've ever met.
See also: crock

crock

verb

crock

1. n. nonsense. (From crock (of shit).) What a crock! You don’t know what you are talking about!
2. n. a drunkard. Give the old crock some money, anything to get him outa here before he barfs or something.
References in classic literature ?
Tobin tried to plead guilty, feeling the desire to blow the foam off a crock of suds, but when he felt in his pocket he found himself discharged for lack of evidence.
A shockingly ugly old creature, miss; almost as black as a crock.
Maybe a parent or grandparent could help drive the entrepreneurial spirit by designing a crock specifically for the kids or grandkids lemonade stand.
What better way to show the companies appreciation than a crock that says, "Thank you," literally.