coffin-dodger(redirected from a coffin-dodger)
1. One who is elderly. Primarily heard in the UK. Only coffin-dodgers go grocery shopping at 10 AM on a Tuesday morning.
2. One who smokes. You can probably bum a cig off one of the coffin-dodgers out back.
n. a heavy smoker. I just hate these damn coffin-dodgers who smoke right outside the door!