chode(redirected from a choad)
1. vulgar slang A penis.
2. vulgar slang A penis that is wider than it is long.
3. vulgar slang The perineum.
4. vulgar slang Someone who is obnoxious and annoying. That guy's a real chode—don't even talk to him.
1. n. the penis. (There are numerous ideas about the origin of this (these). They may not have the same origin. One possibility is French chaud = hot.) Quit scratching your chode.
2. n. a real or imaginary penis that is short and squat. You wimp! Get out and take your chode with you!
3. n. a jerk or oafish male. (Similar to prick, etc. This is probably the most common, current use.) You stupid chode!
4. n. the perineum; the flesh between the genitals region and the anus. (see also gooch.) A mountain bike team called the “Choad Chafers” won the championship.