wet noodle

wet noodle

1. Someone who is not interesting or convivial, or who dampens other people's fun or enjoyment; a killjoy. More commonly called a "wet blanket." Don't invite Nicole to the party. She's such a wet noodle that she'll probably just sit around complaining the whole time. David was tired of being called a wet noodle by his friends just because he doesn't drink alcohol.

2. A weak, spineless, or cowardly person. We need someone strong to lead this company into the future, not some wet noodle who's afraid of confrontation. I always thought my dad was a bit of a wet noodle growing up, but I came to appreciate his empathy and humility as I got older.

3. vulgar slang A penis which is not or unable to become erect.

See also: noodle, wet

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wet noodle

n. a dupe; a wimp. Don’t be such a wet noodle. Don’t let them push you around.

See also: noodle, wet

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