someone call the wambulance

slang A snide, dismissive expression said in response to someone's complaints or whining. A play on "wah," the typical sound when someone cries, and "ambulance." A: "This is so unfair! I never get to do anything fun! I always get left out!" B: "Oh, boo-hoo, someone call the wambulance! Grow up, you big baby." I hate all these over-sensitive idiots who can't take a joke. Like, someone call the wambulance, am I right?