can't find one's butt with both hands

can't find (one's) butt with both hands

rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands! I'm not surprised to hear that she got lost two blocks away from her house—she couldn't find her butt with both hands. Ain't no way Tom could run his own business. Old fool can't find his butt with both hands.

See also: both, butt, find, hand

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can’t find one’s butt with both hands

verb

See can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad daylight

See also: both, butt, find, hand

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