beat the bishop

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to males. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the bishop. How horrifying is that?" He talks on and on about how much of a ladies' man he is, but I bet he spends most nights beating the bishop.

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See also:

beat (one's) meat
beat one's meat
beat the meat
beat your meat
beat the dummy
pud
beat the pup
bash the bishop
fap it
burp the worm

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