You can't get there from here
(you) can't get there from here
A humorous phrase used when giving directions to a place that is far away or difficult to get to from one's current location. Main Street? Well, you can't get there from here—we're out in the sticks.
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You can’t get there from here
sent. Where you want to go is in a very remote location. (Cliché.) Adamsville? Sorry, you can’t get there from here.
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