Natasha, I don't believe you, you're joking!
In three days to forget everything and so..."
EBrenda from Bristol went viral (whatever that is) with her anguished cry to a BBC TV reporter: "You're joking!
Not another one!
That's an expensive way to do it!" William said and added, "Wow!
I've never been insecure in my life.
That was my reaction when I was invited to learn the art of cracking jokes on a comedy cruise in the Mediterranean.
"I rang police in Cleveland and said, 'Have you got a pen?' "The man on the other end of the phone said, 'You're joking!
' "I sat up all night after that, waiting for news of his arrest - I knew it would come.
On winning the Chronicle's Me and My Garden competition, Evelyn said: "You're joking!
There were some lovely gardens in the competition and I can't believe we've won."
On hearing the news, he said: "You're joking!
I must admit, I was starting to wonder why there was no-one around.
'When I rang my friend up and told him, he said 'You're joking!
' Tom, who bought the ticket at the M5's Frankley Service Station, promises to 'set his friend up for life' but insists they were not part of a syndicate.
You should see them when they come out of school looking like ragamuffins!"