WHEN novelist Alison Kervin was looking for inspiration for her latest book about football Wags
she knew just where to turn - an old people's home in Wales.
Their kids will frolic in the island's huge infinity pool and WAGs
without children can indulge themselves at the lush health and beauty spa's 12 private treatment "villas", yoga pavilions and gymnasiums.
The other assorted WAG
quasi models and part-time fitness trainers must look on in envy.
According to the British press yesterday, golf's WAGs
are bigger, brighter and more beautiful than their footballing sisters and Open champion Padraig Harrington's wife and her friends are going to replace Alex, Coleen and Posh Spice in the papers.
A George Wimpey spokeswoman said: "We are thrilled that these selfless Welsh WAGs
and Miss Wales have given up their time - and designer gear - to raise money for Breast Cancer Care Wales.
An insider said: "The WAGS
all flew first class, stayed in a top hotel and simply put everything on the bill.
have both the press and the England players eating out of their hands.
However fans are shocked with the news as the fear a repeat of the 2006 World Cup defeat in Germany, following which the FA bosses banned England's Wags
blaming that they had distracted the players during the tournament.
Natalie Haake of the Sir Thomas, says: "With so many high profile WAGs
in Liverpool, such as Alex Curran, Coleen McLoughlin and Abbey Clancey, we felt we had a big market for it.
And it comes as it has been revealed that on Tuesday, June 27, - just four days prior to England's doomed quarter-final clash with Portugal - the WAGs
were invited to a boozy barbecue at the players' hotel which went on until 4am.
ENGLAND'S World Cup WAGs
have been BANNED from following the team to any more tournaments, The People can reveal.
If the Cabinet will collectively become the Welsh Assembly Government (WAG
), it follows that members of it will necessarily become Wags