vajazzle


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vajazzle

slang Of a woman, to adorn one's pubic area with decorative elements, like rhinestones and glitter. It is likely a portmanteau of "vagina" and "bedazzle." I don't know why vajazzling is so popular right now—women have survived thousands of years without decorating their private parts!
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Camp hairdresser Kenneth (the hilarious Tony Maudsley) quipped he was having as much fun as 'on OAPs' vajazzle Fridays' - and don't get me started on his gag about the Middlesbrough Swingers Association's annual finger buffet.
She is wary about history repeating itself: 'I get so cringed out when I look at it.' (Don't do another TV programme then, you would be forgiven for thinking.) Luckily, her date Tom is fit, handsome and crucially hasn't lived in the UK for a decade, so he probably thinks a vajazzle is a sort of ice lolly.
"That's the vital thing, isn't it?" EH She's surprising: Hot off the back of the Towie vajazzle trend, Dame Judi wowed crowds at the Skyfall premiere by wearing a stunning outfit, finished off with a gem-encrusted '007' 'neckjazzle'.
But whether you think a little vajazzle will add sparkle to your life or not--and whether you want to spend money changing the look, smell or color of your genitals--you should have a reliable source of information about the health consequences of these practices and products.
Of the new The Only Way Is Essex vajazzle kits from Vajazzle.me, the UK's Daily Mail newspaper asks, "Tackiest cash-in ever?" Only time will tell.
Joey could be in with a chance to truly vajazzle his peers.
And just as Towie gave the world the word Vajazzle, June gifts us with the phrase "Vajiggle- jaggle".
Secret Mark shot to fame in the reality TV show that highlighted fake tans and private parts adorned with crystals - vajazzle for her, pejazzle for him.
TOWIE BEATS DOWNTON The most shocking thing at this year's TV Baftas was not Graham Norton joking about Dame Maggie Smith having a vajazzle, but the fact that the programme which made the bikini line decorations famous, The Only Way Is Essex, managed to beat Downton Abbey to the audience prize.
The Only Way Is Essex girls were featured on a series branded line that has debuted at Superdrug and includes one of the notorious vajazzle kits.
This detail is both tragic and brilliant; it's pretty dull to have that in my actual diary - not a festive party, a special Red Robin vajazzle or shopping trip to NYC but an appointment to ensure my sprouts are delivered at the ideal time.
Thank you Channel 5 and celebrity SuperSpa for introducing me to the 'Pejazzle'' the male equivalent of the 'Vajazzle''.
So when a new catchphrase is coined - such as the unforgettable likes of "well jel", "no carbs before Marbs" and any sort of "vajazzle" - Lime will technically own it.
"Then they said they were going to vajazzle us, although at least they did it a bit higher than normal so it wasn't too revealing."
Is there such a thing as a subtle vajazzle? We'll find out.