Uncle Whiskers

Uncle Whiskers

The government of the United States of America. A reference to "Uncle Sam," a personification of the United States or its government that is typically shown to be an older man with a long grey goatee wearing the stars and stripes of the American flag on his clothes and top hat. I don't own a cell phone, and I try not to use a computer if I can help it—don't want Uncle Whiskers watching and listening to everything I do. I suggest you pay your taxes on time and in full, unless you want old Uncle Whiskers knocking on your door in the future.
See also: uncle, Whisker

Uncle Whiskers

verb
See also: uncle, Whisker
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The stock prices have reflected the poor performance of these companies, consequent upon the falling rate of profit, which Uncle Whiskers reckoned to be prominent among the symptoms of capitalism's final slide toward the dustbin of h.